Inspirational- “Failure Inspires Me”

Saturday late night i won a small war you can say battle. When somehow i convinced a youngster “not to give up” and convinced him for success. ….it is almost 2 years since i promised myself and started motivating the nation youngsters... Many ask me did i fail in my life. ??? Yes i failed no of times and may be still failing ….but every moment I fought like a warrior... Below few things which i always keep in my mind during my failures….hope this may help you too to fight against bad situation and hard times...

Remember……..

1. It’s a part of Life, it’s an event.

2. I remember Germany- who lost 2 World War still they are in History.

3. I remember Hitler- He lost the war but still known as the great Emperor.

4. I remember myself Ranked 4th in diploma engineering remained UNEMPLYOED for few months.

5. My 4 year love left me in between and i fought alone made me desirable boy for few other girls.

6. I remember my first interview which i failed and today i have courage to crack 95% of interview.

7. I remember my close friend who failed and recently was the chief guest of same college.

8. I remember Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Ambani, Aamir Khan, Sachin Tendulkar, Sandeep Maheswari and many more.

Yes failure is part of life, it’s an event…it’s not life…. loosing doesn’t means losing life.... some stupid said "failure gives experience"...in my case “it sucks a man, so out of it as soon as possible”...you need attitude…you need courage… you need mental support…You can come out...and you will... Don’t be afraid of acts, there is nothing regrettable…

I will not say you to fail…I will only say you to forget your failure and move on…Those who says they never failed, trust me he is a liar.. They need in person and special meeting with me, even if I am not available!!!

“All The Best”

14 Types Of Colleague You Will Find In Corporate Companies/Jobs...!!!!

Getting a tag of employment in India is like one of the biggest achievement... And being a professional in corporate companies is like "ppl know you as a highly paid and descent person"..!!!

My few years of experience made to write this article..! If you are one who is in corporate or may be trying to get into corporate you will obviously find these folks in your office..!!!!

1. Fenku (The one who talks impossible)- he is one who always tell those stories which is  UN-believable in nature...like he had offer from other 5 MNC... Recently he got Offer from Facebook, Google, Yahoo and rejected all bla..bla...he scored 90% in engineering..trust me he talks impossible i.e. he made his wife/GF pregnant without having sex....!!!

2. Chaatu (The one without self-respect)- they are one who is known as ass licker...they May be selfish... they may be not managers favourite but they love doing it..they may be not good at work but still they are appreciated..! Sometimes, they attention to every word what their managers says and desperately follows...!!

3. Maangu (The one who ask)- yes salary is thing which can never satisfy anyone in this world.. So hence, you will always find at least one who will say at the end of month "Bhai 1000 milenge kya...????" he/she is always an emotional person..!

4. Photographer (The one born with Camera)- he is self-oriented officially photographer. You can easily find him with camera either it may be a function, an event or a special day. He is the one who withdraw salary not for his good work but for his photography skill...;) !!!

5. Confused (The one who have lot of option)- he is one who confused everyone and always keep on saying "ye last month hai".."mera kaam me man nahi lagta"...I want to do something different...I hate this. That....they are basically frustrated and dissatisfied...I read it somewhere "dissatisfied ppl do extraordinary"....

6. Corporate classy (The one who maintains class) - the guy who have actually work to do…he puts his all effort to prove himself, fights with all situations, wears formals, comes office at time and leaves at time...

7.Politician or BBC (The one who is faster than BBC)- this personality think he/she is the next PM of India or next VP of current company....he/she collects all the information from other team and discloses to own team and the secret of his own team success to other teams..!

8.Model (The one who tries to maintain 36"-24"-36")- she is one who comes to office as its party night...you can easily find her with layers of pink, red, maroon lipstick on her lips.....for her there is nothing called Saturday or Monday but every day is party night...

9. Speaker (The one who speaks fast)- I think she should be the next speaker in parliament. Most probably/usually she belongs from south India. She speaks English like Spanish.. Yes she is so quick that u never can understand her...!

10. Mr Attitude (The one who looks different)- he is one who is skilled and knows his importance…You will always find him in New looks...with moustache. ..Without beard….and almost in all new style. A kind of moody guy who don't care for any shit and hell...

11.Traveller (The one without Home)- yes u Will find him/her cause he don't travell the world but he is in your company only for few months....he/she is guest, unstable guy/girl and if you want to see check his/her resume..he/she left previous companies in duration of 3-6 months only....

12. Lover (The one searching for soul mate)- the one who failed to search a girl in college..so he joins corporate to find true love...but later realized "fresher ka pyar to team lead ya managers le jate hai"...

13. Flirty (The one with big dreams)- she flirts from fresher’s to managers and later considers to grow in this industry she need all support of manager and so she.....(no explanation need)........ She plays with emotion of many fresher’s.!!!

14. Bhai/ Bro (The one who is patriotic)- he still not emerged from all those college activities...ie sports, flirt, love, weekend fun....and bla bla...he is consider as Bhai as he keep on sacrificing his things for others....they are patriotic in nature so sacrificing is in their blood..! He always tries to become true leader. .!

Team- it is always awesome to see a group of college students having fun and hence same applies to corporate... Sometime you are lucky to see circle of these ppl who enjoys to the infinity...who talks non veg...Who admire each other...who motivates each other...and who achieves together...! My salute to all such teams in corporat

e who believes life Is one, we live it once and they enjoy infinity without any politics, criticism and ego..!

To all the readers I am not pointing you are one of above or may be combination of few....But I am sure, if you are lucky enough. You will come across above all species but choose the Best as a friend for full life....enjoy the music of corporate..!!

"God bless Corporate"...!!

Stay tuned next m going to screw managers - "6 types of managers in corporate companies"..!!!

Re-Sume or Re-Zoom

I exactly don’t remember when i made it first time, but i believe it was in 2011. ..And i would love to share one of the memorable moments of engineers (Or may be any Graduate or job seeker) life...

I was in 3rd Year engineering (may be the start of final year engineering)...and early morning i gt to know that next week TCS is arriving to place us. The one of the best day of an engineer’s life.. My one friend told "Ritesh chal yaar aaj class bunk karte hai, surprisingly i asked kyun be ???".. yaar CV banayenge..literally i asked "ye kya hai"??...he smiled and said "Resume"..(CV, Resume and Bio-Data, all have different meaning but same mission to search job).. oh, god ...it was TCS..it was a Job...it was a dream..no doubt, the excitment was more than kissing a gal,,, so i finally decided to bunk class and we rushed to hostel and straight on lappy.. we made it ..yes we made our resume..

Next day i threw my resume , cause I got a call from Indian Air force to attend interview for Pilot.. I packed my luggage. My friend replied "Yaar, you will fly high, i will be suffering in corporate..". He attended TCS and got a tag of ASE "Assistant System Engineer". i too attended IAF-Pilot and Failed....I came back to college and after knowing my friend will work for TCS and i will be Unemployed, Soaked me from inside...

In my mind word striked is “Zindagi akele h jiyee jaati hai…dusroon k kandon par toh janaaze nikla karte hain”... hack..its Irelevent.. when i turned face i found my few other friends in same condition.. finally i was happy thinking "koi to mere sath hai.."

the next was another company..."Finally my resume was ready for next battle"... i attended interview and failed....the interviewer asked me they would love to meet a software programmer rather than meeting a sportsman... i made it again and failed..i made it again-again and failed....my resume was like "day dreaming"....i read it somewhere....“Day dreaming helps us to focus on what we want”... But I edited it in my way “Day dreaming helps us to change the perception, to gain the passion, to explore and discover and ultimately achieving what we love”....

After all i realised what i can do is : "i can edit my resume".. each job in this world have different responsibilities..so edit it according to job description... i am not telling anyone to fake but remember some wise man said "Fake It If You Can Make"...because Everybody in this world wants to win in their respective fields...so make your passion as destination...

To all those who says resume is only a piece of Paper..yak..i am not agree....it is the personality of one which is presented on paper....what you do ?? in interview is your perception...but what is on your resume is attitude which you must need to define in interview...

Summary: We are in the generation where Competition is an addiction and the consequences of it leave high impact on the individuals. But you ever thought that your resume can give you victory it can take you to destination ???..