"Ek Tha Engineer"

1. Jo samajh na aaye.... Declare it out of course..

2. Har semester ke end mein ye elaan karna ke agla semester start hote hi padhna hai..

3. Apna cell off kar ke padhna aur 5-5 minute baad on kar ke dekhna ki koi msg to nhi aaya??

4. Group study ke dauran baar-baar ye kahna ke 'ab kisi ne koi bakwaas ki to gaaliya khayega'

5. Padhne se pehle pages count karna aur phir "chor yaar ab mood nhi hora Kall se pakkkaa padhai shuruuu..

Finally u caught me, Yes Correct!!  I am talking about engineers or an engineering students....I am in mood to talk about engineer...The reason is nowadays it's not a profession it's a product... You can find them anywhere or everywhere...

They are Career oriented ???-In India "Ppl first complete engineering later they decide what actually they want to do"..here ppl born as engineer "ladka hua to engineer and ladki huyi to doctor"... I want to prove this.. I was recently travelling from Chennai to Bangalore.. I found few youngsters selling tea and vadapav outside railway station…..The way they were communicating made me to ask their education background.. They both sincerely replied "They are Engineers"....you will find engineers becoming a model, actor, actress, author, writer, sportsman-woman, politicians, entrepreneurs…Yes unemployment sucks and it totally affects the career of an engineer.. I remembered one of my closest friend scored 9 pointer in engineering from India's top most institute's and remained unemployed for several months….I remembered myself scored 8 pointer and holds sports certificates still initially was unable to search a good job for myself...I have seen engineers working for bucks in range of Rs.8-10 thousands…. Still India s producing engineers….still Indian families want to make their kids engineer...less Jobs, unemployment..then y this degree..???.. Y u are producing engineers???.. to make them working as a labour or to insult the person.!!..or to play with someone feeling.!!. To challenge someone self respect..."" ??????..I may be rude..you may give a damn..you may talk shit..I don't mind...I am ready for open ended questions..I am open for argument...

They are subject oriented?? .."you have to believe ".. They read approx 50 subjects in the journey of 4 years.. , I think Albert Einstein won noble prize for contributing his effort towards physics.. If I am correct... . But no engineer appreciated his effort during 4 year of course.. But whenever engineers came across physics…almost all engineers criticized him once .. There is one more subject called Biology...it's not in the course of engineering.. But an engineer can become a Best biology teacher or a sex-pert ...sometime they are also known as love guru...ha..ha. Breakup is like a new movie in Bollywood for them which releases every Friday....

Best part about being an engineer?-Nothing in the world is "magic" anymore.  You understand how the computer works and why that mouse can come up on your screen.  You understand how your air conditioning works, and why buildings are built the way they are. You can marvel at how much time something took, or how interesting that someone chose to design something that way.  But at the same time, you can't just look back and say "wow, it's amazing that people can do things like that."  And you can't watch anything sciencey on TV without your overactive bull-crap detector going off like mad...yes it is done by the engineers...engineers are one who convert an Innovation into reality….

If you read my blogs carefully in starting I said engineers are products... Yes cause they can fit in any shape and can be used in Any domain or industry.. I have seen-  mechanical engineers writing java codes.. civil engineers working in telecom industry.. Computer science engineers working in Tech support or BPO....nowadays engineers are a product not a profession...:)

Summary: Today we are in the era where we can easily hear that "Ek tha Bhagat Singh", "Ek tha Gandhi", "Ek thi Sone ki chidiya", "Ek Tha Sandeep unnikrishnan", "Ek tha Nehru"......

And if it continues in the same way ….. So, after 5 years….You will listen "Ek Tha Engineer"