Getting a tag of employment in India is like one of the biggest
achievement... And being a professional in corporate companies is like
"
ppl know you as a highly paid and descent person"..!!!
My few years
of experience made to write this article..! If you are one who is in corporate
or may be trying to get into corporate you will obviously find these folks in
your office..!!!!
1.
Fenku (The one who talks impossible)- he is one who always tell those
stories which is UN-believable in nature...like he had offer from other 5
MNC... Recently he got Offer from Facebook, Google, Yahoo and rejected all
bla..bla...he scored 90% in engineering..trust me he talks impossible i.e. he
made his wife/GF pregnant without having sex....!!!
2.
Chaatu (The one without self-respect)- they are one who is known as ass
licker...they May be selfish... they may be not managers favourite but they
love doing it..they may be not good at work but still they are appreciated..!
Sometimes, they attention to every word what their managers says and
desperately follows...!!
3.
Maangu (The one who ask)- yes salary is thing which can never satisfy
anyone in this world.. So hence, you will always find at least one who will say
at the end of month "Bhai 1000 milenge kya...????" he/she is always
an emotional person..!
4.
Photographer (The one born with Camera)- he is self-oriented officially photographer.
You can easily find him with camera either it may be a function, an event or a
special day. He is the one who withdraw salary not for his good work but for
his photography skill...;) !!!
5.
Confused (The one who have lot of option)- he is one who confused
everyone and always keep on saying "ye last month hai".."mera
kaam me man nahi lagta"...I want to do something different...I hate this.
That....they are basically frustrated and dissatisfied...I read it somewhere
"dissatisfied ppl do extraordinary"....
6.
Corporate classy (The one who maintains class) - the guy who have
actually work to do…he puts his all effort to prove himself, fights with all
situations, wears formals, comes office at time and leaves at time...
7.
Politician or BBC (The one who is faster than BBC)- this personality think
he/she is the next PM of India or next VP of current company....he/she collects
all the information from other team and discloses to own team and the secret of
his own team success to other teams..!
8.
Model (The one who tries to maintain 36"-24"-36")- she is
one who comes to office as its party night...you can easily find her with
layers of pink, red, maroon lipstick on her lips.....for her there is nothing
called Saturday or Monday but every day is party night...
9.
Speaker (The one who speaks fast)- I think she should be the next speaker
in parliament. Most probably/usually she belongs from south India. She speaks
English like Spanish.. Yes she is so quick that u never can understand her...!
10.
Mr Attitude (The one who looks different)- he is one who is skilled and
knows his importance…You will always find him in New looks...with moustache. ..Without
beard….and almost in all new style. A kind of moody guy who don't care for any
shit and hell...
11.
Traveller (The one without Home)- yes u Will find him/her cause he don't
travell the world but he is in your company only for few months....he/she is
guest, unstable guy/girl and if you want to see check his/her resume..he/she
left previous companies in duration of 3-6 months only....
12.
Lover (The one searching for soul mate)- the one who failed to search a
girl in college..so he joins corporate to find true love...but later realized
"fresher ka pyar to team lead ya managers le jate hai"...
13.
Flirty (The one with big dreams)- she flirts from fresher’s to managers
and later considers to grow in this industry she need all support of manager
and so she.....(no explanation need)........ She plays with emotion of many fresher’s.!!!
14.
Bhai/ Bro (The one who is patriotic)- he still not emerged from all those
college activities...ie sports, flirt, love, weekend fun....and bla bla...he is
consider as Bhai as he keep on sacrificing his things for others....they are
patriotic in nature so sacrificing is in their blood..! He always tries to
become true leader. .!
Team- it is always awesome to see a group of college students having fun and
hence same applies to corporate... Sometime you are lucky to see circle of
these ppl who enjoys to the infinity...who talks non veg...Who admire each
other...who motivates each other...and who achieves together...!
My salute to
all such teams in corporat
e who believes life Is one, we live it once and they
enjoy infinity without any politics, criticism and ego..!
To all the readers I am not pointing you are one of above or may be
combination of few....But I am sure, if you are lucky enough. You will come
across above all species but choose the Best as a friend for full life....enjoy
the music of corporate..!!
"God bless
Corporate"...!!
Stay tuned next m going to screw managers - "6 types of managers in
corporate companies"..!!!
