Getting a tag of employment in India is like one of the biggest
achievement... And being a professional in corporate companies is like
"ppl know you as a highly paid and descent person"..!!!
My few years of experience made to write this article..! If you are one who is in corporate or may be trying to get into corporate you will obviously find these folks in your office..!!!!
1. Fenku (The one who talks impossible)- he is one who always tell those stories which is UN-believable in nature...like he had offer from other 5 MNC... Recently he got Offer from Facebook, Google, Yahoo and rejected all bla..bla...he scored 90% in engineering..trust me he talks impossible i.e. he made his wife/GF pregnant without having sex....!!!
2. Chaatu (The one without self-respect)- they are one who is known as ass licker...they May be selfish... they may be not managers favourite but they love doing it..they may be not good at work but still they are appreciated..! Sometimes, they attention to every word what their managers says and desperately follows...!!
3. Maangu (The one who ask)- yes salary is thing which can never satisfy anyone in this world.. So hence, you will always find at least one who will say at the end of month "Bhai 1000 milenge kya...????" he/she is always an emotional person..!
4. Photographer (The one born with Camera)- he is self-oriented officially photographer. You can easily find him with camera either it may be a function, an event or a special day. He is the one who withdraw salary not for his good work but for his photography skill...;) !!!
5. Confused (The one who have lot of option)- he is one who confused everyone and always keep on saying "ye last month hai".."mera kaam me man nahi lagta"...I want to do something different...I hate this. That....they are basically frustrated and dissatisfied...I read it somewhere "dissatisfied ppl do extraordinary"....
6. Corporate classy (The one who maintains class) - the guy who have actually work to do…he puts his all effort to prove himself, fights with all situations, wears formals, comes office at time and leaves at time...
7.Politician or BBC (The one who is faster than BBC)- this personality think he/she is the next PM of India or next VP of current company....he/she collects all the information from other team and discloses to own team and the secret of his own team success to other teams..!
8.Model (The one who tries to maintain 36"-24"-36")- she is one who comes to office as its party night...you can easily find her with layers of pink, red, maroon lipstick on her lips.....for her there is nothing called Saturday or Monday but every day is party night...
9. Speaker (The one who speaks fast)- I think she should be the next speaker in parliament. Most probably/usually she belongs from south India. She speaks English like Spanish.. Yes she is so quick that u never can understand her...!
10. Mr Attitude (The one who looks different)- he is one who is skilled and knows his importance…You will always find him in New looks...with moustache. ..Without beard….and almost in all new style. A kind of moody guy who don't care for any shit and hell...
11.Traveller (The one without Home)- yes u Will find him/her cause he don't travell the world but he is in your company only for few months....he/she is guest, unstable guy/girl and if you want to see check his/her resume..he/she left previous companies in duration of 3-6 months only....
12. Lover (The one searching for soul mate)- the one who failed to search a girl in college..so he joins corporate to find true love...but later realized "fresher ka pyar to team lead ya managers le jate hai"...
13. Flirty (The one with big dreams)- she flirts from fresher’s to managers and later considers to grow in this industry she need all support of manager and so she.....(no explanation need)........ She plays with emotion of many fresher’s.!!!
14. Bhai/ Bro (The one who is patriotic)- he still not emerged from all those college activities...ie sports, flirt, love, weekend fun....and bla bla...he is consider as Bhai as he keep on sacrificing his things for others....they are patriotic in nature so sacrificing is in their blood..! He always tries to become true leader. .!
Team- it is always awesome to see a group of college students having fun and hence same applies to corporate... Sometime you are lucky to see circle of these ppl who enjoys to the infinity...who talks non veg...Who admire each other...who motivates each other...and who achieves together...! My salute to all such teams in corporat
e who believes life Is one, we live it once and they
enjoy infinity without any politics, criticism and ego..!
To all the readers I am not pointing you are one of above or may be combination of few....But I am sure, if you are lucky enough. You will come across above all species but choose the Best as a friend for full life....enjoy the music of corporate..!!
"God bless Corporate"...!!
Stay tuned next m going to screw managers - "6 types of managers in corporate companies"..!!!
My few years of experience made to write this article..! If you are one who is in corporate or may be trying to get into corporate you will obviously find these folks in your office..!!!!
1. Fenku (The one who talks impossible)- he is one who always tell those stories which is UN-believable in nature...like he had offer from other 5 MNC... Recently he got Offer from Facebook, Google, Yahoo and rejected all bla..bla...he scored 90% in engineering..trust me he talks impossible i.e. he made his wife/GF pregnant without having sex....!!!
2. Chaatu (The one without self-respect)- they are one who is known as ass licker...they May be selfish... they may be not managers favourite but they love doing it..they may be not good at work but still they are appreciated..! Sometimes, they attention to every word what their managers says and desperately follows...!!
3. Maangu (The one who ask)- yes salary is thing which can never satisfy anyone in this world.. So hence, you will always find at least one who will say at the end of month "Bhai 1000 milenge kya...????" he/she is always an emotional person..!
4. Photographer (The one born with Camera)- he is self-oriented officially photographer. You can easily find him with camera either it may be a function, an event or a special day. He is the one who withdraw salary not for his good work but for his photography skill...;) !!!
5. Confused (The one who have lot of option)- he is one who confused everyone and always keep on saying "ye last month hai".."mera kaam me man nahi lagta"...I want to do something different...I hate this. That....they are basically frustrated and dissatisfied...I read it somewhere "dissatisfied ppl do extraordinary"....
6. Corporate classy (The one who maintains class) - the guy who have actually work to do…he puts his all effort to prove himself, fights with all situations, wears formals, comes office at time and leaves at time...
7.Politician or BBC (The one who is faster than BBC)- this personality think he/she is the next PM of India or next VP of current company....he/she collects all the information from other team and discloses to own team and the secret of his own team success to other teams..!
8.Model (The one who tries to maintain 36"-24"-36")- she is one who comes to office as its party night...you can easily find her with layers of pink, red, maroon lipstick on her lips.....for her there is nothing called Saturday or Monday but every day is party night...
9. Speaker (The one who speaks fast)- I think she should be the next speaker in parliament. Most probably/usually she belongs from south India. She speaks English like Spanish.. Yes she is so quick that u never can understand her...!
10. Mr Attitude (The one who looks different)- he is one who is skilled and knows his importance…You will always find him in New looks...with moustache. ..Without beard….and almost in all new style. A kind of moody guy who don't care for any shit and hell...
11.Traveller (The one without Home)- yes u Will find him/her cause he don't travell the world but he is in your company only for few months....he/she is guest, unstable guy/girl and if you want to see check his/her resume..he/she left previous companies in duration of 3-6 months only....
12. Lover (The one searching for soul mate)- the one who failed to search a girl in college..so he joins corporate to find true love...but later realized "fresher ka pyar to team lead ya managers le jate hai"...
13. Flirty (The one with big dreams)- she flirts from fresher’s to managers and later considers to grow in this industry she need all support of manager and so she.....(no explanation need)........ She plays with emotion of many fresher’s.!!!
14. Bhai/ Bro (The one who is patriotic)- he still not emerged from all those college activities...ie sports, flirt, love, weekend fun....and bla bla...he is consider as Bhai as he keep on sacrificing his things for others....they are patriotic in nature so sacrificing is in their blood..! He always tries to become true leader. .!
Team- it is always awesome to see a group of college students having fun and hence same applies to corporate... Sometime you are lucky to see circle of these ppl who enjoys to the infinity...who talks non veg...Who admire each other...who motivates each other...and who achieves together...! My salute to all such teams in corporat
To all the readers I am not pointing you are one of above or may be combination of few....But I am sure, if you are lucky enough. You will come across above all species but choose the Best as a friend for full life....enjoy the music of corporate..!!
"God bless Corporate"...!!
Stay tuned next m going to screw managers - "6 types of managers in corporate companies"..!!!
100% v face dez ppl...!! Nice one
ReplyDeleteHahaha.... amazing that's true and I am many of them😂😂
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